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07 agosto hello all!!hello people long time no see!!! well ive just come on to give a wee update on the life as it stands!!!! well this week ive had the lovely job of trying to make my mother computer literate!!!!! i set her up a facebook and the first problem that wee encounterd was the email adress!!!!!!! wen i asked her to do the @ she wrote AT ooohhhhh dear!!!! so ive given up its that simple! last week my mother made me go to the doctors " your to hyper" she says!!! soooooo off i went ot see the doc!!!! as i telt her im off it and i cannit sit still and im a threat to public saftey shes lookin at me as if i was carrying the fuckin plauge!!! well after a long disscustion of there no way on this earth that im goin to see any phyco nurse!!! she chucked a box of pills at me and told me to go back in a week!!!!! magic pills they are aswell!!!! never tried to kill anyone once this week so the docs done a good job hahahaha!!!! my mother thinks it great, i think ive lost the personality.... i mean who doesnt like a tiny but of mentality!!!!!!!!! well bollocks!!!!! well i best go and pop a pill or fuckin summit!!!! I FEEL THE RAGE RETURNING HAHAHAHA BEWARE 06 giugno Talking about n680486778_876792_9767.jpg
im gonna explain this pic!!!!! im humpin a rubber doll!!!!! there you go then that wasnt hard!!!!!! this was in the frist bar we went into in newcastle!!!!!! can you imagine what i was doin wen we got in the last bar!!!!! well FLARES FUNKY PANTS AND BEING CHUCKED OUT RINGS A BELL HAHAHAHAHA n680486778_876792_9767.jpg 05 giugno weird bastardthe worlds full of weird fuckers aint it!!!! i fink half of hem live in cramligton!!! today at work in rolls this weird fookin in a frok!!!! ok yaz are finkin so what!!!!!! well it only happen to be a bloke........ bloody six foot build like a brick shit house!!!!! there he is pickin up all the clobber from the shop jeans teashits skirts!!! over he came " hello may i try these on" well at this point i can tell you i was laffin so much i was cryin!!! so all the other lasses f*cked off and left me to deal with it!!! i says " sorry SIR we sont have male fittin room!!!" oooohhhh my god he went mental started chuckin stuff all over the place!!!! we had to ring the police to get him owt!!!!! and guess fucking what........ he only rand head office to say that i had made a point of callin him sir!!! sed that he was in the middle of sex change and that i had treated unkiddly!!!!! well wen they randg to say he had bin on fone complaining i had a fit!!! cudnt beleive it!!!! the sate of him anal.... sorry i mean he!!!!what a day so i got a warning anyway!!!!!1 i think he was a perve if i had let him in that fittin room the girls in there changin would ov had a fit!!!!!!!!
well i best go me wee man want me to watch spider man for the tenth time this week!!!! i fear i shouls have go wine birthday fun
me in my birthday gear....... what a f*ckin tw*t i look!!!!! check out the rest of the pics i put on tday they are worth a giggle n734625520_2939818_6543.jpg ello ellohello fellow bloggers!!! i am in shame!!!!! i want my ass slaped!!! i have abandond they space!!!!......... FOR FACEBOOK!!!!!! arrrrrrgh!!! thats so fookin bad!!!!!! never mind ill give you all a wee update and promise never to abandon my lovely space agen!!!! well were to start!!!! still as loopy as ever only know me mothers threating to comit me if i dont go to the docs and get some " chill pills"! she ses they worked wonders for her wen she wnet through the menapose!!!!!!!! silly bitch im unhinged not f*ckin hormonal!!!! hahahaha but ive told her ive been.......... i havnt and im now poppin tic tacs daily to keep the silly cow happy!!!! my breath smells lovely!!!!! well that all that happend in the world really apart from geting arrested an crap but thats nowt!!!!!! oooooooh i promised to put some pics of my bday up!!! i will theres some nice ones of me shaggin a rubber dollie............................. dont ask!!!!!!! 05 maggio ello ello ellohiiiiiiiiiiya !!!! im bord t f*ck!!! ive bin on facebook allday and its shite!!!!! i think im dieind!!! ive drank so much alcohol im sure my bloood could get you pissed!!!! anyways was out agen last nite and yet agen the only way for me to finish a nite is to be naked!!! absinth not a good drink!!!! bad drink!!! i remeber dancin on the table in 1 bar before i got chucked owt!!! then i remember sneekin back in through the side door!!! then i had an arguement with the bouncer!!! tooser what he was!!! running around for ages he was tryin t catch me hahaha fat twat couldnt keep up yohello mo fozs!! well to say im off it is wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fink some fucker needs t lock me up coa im loooooooozzzzzzzzzzzzin ma marbles!!! whoop whoop hahaahahaha any how theguy in the 3 shop who sold me this internet is hot XXXXXX 03 maggio another day gonewell i fookin dien today due to the fact that i drank half a litre ov vodka last nit (asda cheap shite aswell). not only that but i have been informed that after that i went on to the jack daniels ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh f*ck!!!! soo i was out in the street wit just me knickers and bra on!!! what a f*ckin sight i can tell yaz!!!!! me mam screamin at me to get in and the naighbours chuckin water on me from her widow!! fat fuckin whore!!!! never mind al have to be on my best behaviour tnite!! im out for a meal with me dad and i dont fink hell be to happy when i statr to strip off! im hopin that my new weekend lay is gonna ring me but i aint holdin my breath!!! so let the weekend comence and let the drink be drunk.............. oohh and i read in the paper that mu locals been done for watering down the beer so im going there frist to demand that they refund me for all the waterd down vodka ive drank !!!c*nts tata for now 02 maggio hellohello my fellow bloggers!!! its bin a while and yes i am still employed and still single ( hint hint any hot males from the north east) well workin life is still crap and thats that !! any how im pleased its the weekend and im already drinking!!!!! HAHAHA i even join face book under the name katie willshire if any one wants to say hello!! well im goin t get f*ck faced and walk round the srteet with no clothes on agen hahahahaha tata for now 20 aprile helloi back and in buisness!!! guess what soon stupid twats gave me a job!!!! can you believe it.......eeee!! i dont know how i even got the job when the bitch asked me why i left my old job and i answered " becoz that c*nt of a boss was givin me hasstle!!!" but never mind im working!!! so if anyone wants to come and see me ill be workin in mk 1 cloths shop in cramlington!!! haha ive got to sell cloths and ill tell you my paitence with customers runs short quickly!!!!! well thats all for now ive got to go watch the toon kill sunderland!!!! mackums will be crying!!!! haway the toon 09 aprile unemployed updawel ma friends ive bin t job centre. the wife was lukin at me like a twat wen i askd how soon a cud hav me dole muny......... aparently u cannit hav dole if u quit. wot a pease ov crap that is. so off i popped t find a job. wel av got an interview 4 bt. thats al folks x ive quitive dun it. av just walked owt the job. am free and unimployd yay! to diane benson fuck u fat fuck......... wel am away t job centre x 08 aprile quitinhelp does n e 1 wanna give me job coz am close to quitin this f*cker!! me mother says i shud just walk now! i recon i would take me about a week t find a new one!while im on one whats with the freaky wealther!!! yeasterday it snowed today its lovely and sunny...........i do believe that climate change is apon us!!! oooooooooohhhhhhhhh shit itll be like that film the day after tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! little old ladyLITTLE LADY:
A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
metro crack pot loonybloody metro!! there iwas on me way home. listenin to me i-pod minding me own bussiness!!! on get on the campest thing ive ever seen!!! dont get me wrong i aint anti gay! but f*ck he was like a woman! over he comes nearly sat on me knee!! "hi darlin "he say can a have a listen to your i-pod!! well he got the shock ov his life went he put it in and it was the chilli pepers......... stupid f*cker must hav bin expecting venga boys or sum shite!!!! "thats shite that is" hes sayin to me!!! so up he gets n walks away like im a lepor or sumit............................................... morel of the sorry is if you cant be arsed wit camp gay blokes when you just done a 9 hour shift listen to the red hot chilli pepers!!!! cheeky bastard what he was!!!!!!eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee what a life!!! 07 aprile for my gemmaget in there pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to my bestest every lady!! well done on passin ya drivin test .......................... you clever likkle babe!! mind i hope you didnt have to give the instructor more than a hand shake hehehehahaha varooooooooooooooooooooooooom car car red trainershey i forgot to say that i need to find some res trainers for me likkle man!!! my 3 year has informed me that he aint wearin nooooooo trainers unless there red the cheeky little git!!! when we was bairnes we walked round wit bin bags on wor feet if we was told to!!! soooooooooooooo being the bloody perfect mammy that i am i went to the town lookin for trainers!!! did i find them did i shite!! if anyone knows were they have any let me know or all be back on ebay hahahaXXXX gee geesyay what i f*ckin brill weekend. Newcastle won at home haway the lads ( boot time like) and i won on the horses(gee gees) 6 quid each way for king johns castle!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i was over the moon!! jumpin arount the sittin room like a looney shoutin comon you bastard!!! straight up the bookies i was after the race!! well that paid me nite out on saturday so you can imagin the state i was in!!! drunk oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh yes!!!!! so on sunday after i recoverd i went to the gym..............well i can hardley f*ckin walk the day!!!u know them weight things were you have to have your legs wide open then close them with the weights on!!! well i gone and done sum damage!!! im like john wayne on a really bad day 04 aprile uuuuuurrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhone bottle of wine.3 double cherry falvourd vodka. 5 bottles of corona.2 shots of sambooca 3 shots of apple sours. 2 double vodkas and redbull....................................... and a keeba wit garlic sauce! then add a party at me mates and a 8oclock start....................................................................... what do you get??????
A HANGOVER FROM HELL INFACT I AINT EVEN SOBER YET HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. |
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